IC Contact.

[unmasking]

"Hey, this is Peter. Not that other Peter. Parker-Peter.

Ah, forget it. Leave a message. I'll get back to you."

Comments

TEXT.

[unmasking]

We'll see. Working with me is like trying to cram a cat too large into a small box. Some people might wanna do it ... but they don't stick around for long for a reason.

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

That's great! Lots of people don't want to work with me, either! We're of like interests be that the case! Let me get something for you!

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

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I've used your analogy in a clever textual manner.

TEXT.

[unmasking]

First off, we need to get you caught up on cool internet things.

Those are so three years ago.

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

Is that current time accountable? Cool internet things may be completely different here! This could totally go viral.

Besides, I know of the memes and the polls!

TEXT.

[unmasking]

I didn't say they were cool three years ago.

They were never cool.

And polls aren't cool, either. They're meaningless statistics to make people feel worthwhile when other people clicked the same box as them.

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

You're truly passionate and yet critical of On-Line trends.

TEXT.

[unmasking]

I'm a nerd. What else do I have to live for?

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

Books. I've come to realize that nerds live for books! Books are cool and fun!

TEXT.

[unmasking]

Okay, you got me. We do live for books.

TEXT.

[badnewsboy]

Great! We'll steal some from the library while we have our buddy adventure.

TEXT.

[unmasking]

Stealing is bad, even in alternate futures that will likely never come to be.